On Monday in the SBN venue
The trustees were given a menu
The first course was starter
But so much came after
That some of us failed to complete!
The thoughts seemed to stray to the inspection
And maybe it spoilt the selection
But the mid-week hot treat
Seemed to have them well beat
We got one mark of perfection!
But however the trustees were feeling
The meal that we got left us reeling
And the Inspectors seemed glad
For the meals that they had
It sent the report to the ceiling!
By Michael Parsons